- Anti Joke

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Good job, son.

Obama = ebola