How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why am I writing this...im bored

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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