- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.