- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Guess what? You guessed it.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Bob Saget that is all

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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