why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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