- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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