- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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