- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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