- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

your mum

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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