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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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