you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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womens rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

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