- Anti Joke

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"