- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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