Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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HEY!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

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