- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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