- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

the economy.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

1+1=2

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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