What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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