- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

so the weather's nice...

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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