- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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