why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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