So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Jovan

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

brock has small hands for a small job

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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