- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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