How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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