A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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