- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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