- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Andoni was here

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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