- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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