what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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