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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.