what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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