- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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