Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A guy walks into a bar

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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