Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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