- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A lot eh?

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

AIDS

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

you give like i give lomain

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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