whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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