- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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