Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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