A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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