- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

All of these jokes are about white people

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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