Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's funny? Women's rights.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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