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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

A black person dies.

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