What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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