when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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