What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

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