How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A man did not like this site

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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