- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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