- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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