Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do black people eat? Food.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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