Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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