- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What? Huh?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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