Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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