why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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