- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A women left the kitchen.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

You were born.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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