- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Justin beiber..

Guest what in the butt

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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