Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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