"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Anti Joke

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