Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

civil rights

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Get on the boat.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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