What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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the redsox

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You were born.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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