- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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