- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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