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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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