Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Joesph Triphook.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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