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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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