what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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