- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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