whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Pickles are powerful

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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