- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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