What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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