- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Women's rights

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Death by kayak

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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