- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Immigration Laws

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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