- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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