Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why? Why not?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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