I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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