- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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