- Anti Joke

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

No your aunties a joke

whats hairy and crys your mom

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Vote this down and get DOXED

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.