- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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