Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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you gay?

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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