- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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