- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Good job, son.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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