why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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