Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

black chicken. kfc

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

If you're happy and you know it get a life

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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