Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Tony Romo

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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