Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

The Morman Religion.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

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