How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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