- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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