- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

black chicken. kfc

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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