Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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