whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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