- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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