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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

a. why? b. because

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What rhymes with milk...milf

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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