Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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