- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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