Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Justin Bieber.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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