What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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