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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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