- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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