- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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