- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

i hate non minorities!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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