- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I'm rick james bitch

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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