- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Andoni was here

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

the NAACP

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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