- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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