Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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