- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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