What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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