All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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