- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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