How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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poopy is poopy

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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It's all Taggart

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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