- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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