- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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