- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

rent a cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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