- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The Big Band Theory

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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