What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Gay republicans

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Justin with a hat.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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