- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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