what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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