- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what are three short words? i a am

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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