- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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