- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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