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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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