Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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