How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

hiya

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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