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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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