- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Cheese

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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