What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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My peni s

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Your mom went to college

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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