- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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