- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Nickelback.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Chuck Norris.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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