A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

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