Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

knock knock who's there? faith

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

This is a joke.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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