- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A storm be brewin!

Whats brown a sticky, shit

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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