- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Turkey Balls

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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