I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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cory is gay

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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