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  • Hahaha.... I spent like, half of an hour of my life trying to figure this joke out once a guy in my English class blurted it out. I honestly couldn't have figured that one out myself. I feel so stupid now, lol X3 .

  • OMG this joke is the best!!!! All my friends made fun of me saying there was no such joke but HA!!! whos laughing now???? (actually, still me :/)

  • The farmer actually said it was probably the cow who stole it

  • What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? A:ow (he bumped into the tractor)

  • ur supposed to comment on the joke itself not add ur own?

  • A five year old girl said this joke on Americas Funniest Videos, like, 20 years ago. Plagiarism.

  • Why do I even find these funny :'D

  • * "Where's my tractor?"

  • Lol, keep em coming (:

  • I love farmers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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